So it is Sunday morning and all I want to do is read the newspaper in peace.
Then the bloody Olympians come and ruin it all.
Some readers may recall I recently gave the finger to KPERK. May he disappear and live in silence at that Buddhist place near Woolongong.
Well, now Elka Whalan is on my list, with Lisa Curry-Kenny beside her in SawHole’s shit files.
It seems to me swimmers are the worst offenders in the blatant self promotion stakes and their fall back career seems to be pimping out their lives to magazine. But only if the publication pays.
Remember the chick who spent her wedding day in a walking tent to save her magazine deal? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libby_Trickett Who does that? Okay, on my wedding day I had the ceremony in the dog park, but it was hardly camouflage.
So, Elka, I don’t really care how well breastfeeding is going, nor do I care about your date nights with hubby, but The Sun-Herald obviously does. Slow news day.
As for Lisa, your 15 minutes of fame were over in 1986, so do us a favor and leave the country today:
https://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/story/2011/04/05/why-our-lisas-about-to-leave-the-coast-she-can-lea/ . The city of light’s loss and our gain.
Now listen up girls, please get jobs that do not involve the media. If you want to be in the media, do what I did – study your arse off for years. Then be prepared to write the dog of the week column.
Or you could do something really useful – be a teacher, a nurse, an oncologist, open a nail salon or become a mental health worker.
Man, I am pissed.
Over and out.
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